In a complete effort at avoiding work, I plugged my photo into one of those what-celebrity-do-you-look-like thingamajigs at myheritage.com.
Here I used a late-night, slightly tipsy photo of myself:
Apparently, when I have my liquor on, I look most like the former president of Sri Lanka.
Wearing my glasses got me matched up with a bunch of glasses-wearing celebs.
Jack Osbourne and Philip Seymour Hoffman? Really? I'm going to have to remember to pluck my chin hair more often. But I can dig looking like Janeane Garofalo; I always thought she was adorable.
When I brush my hair, I get some hotter-looking celeb matches.
I dunno. Do you think Gary Oldman looks enough like me to be my brother? And my teenage crush on River Phoenix now seems a bit narcissistic.
And when I'm eating eggs, I look most like Sophia Bush or Ariel Sharon.
Seriously, this is a ridiculous piece of software. By manipulating what images I upload, I can match myself to either the Olsen Twins or Carrot Top.
Update: Mom wanted to get in on the fun, so we uploaded one of her, too.
Rita Hayworth, not bad! But Senator Paul Simon? I'm just not seeing it. Here's Ted:
Hugh Jackman and John Candy.