28 July, 2008

Haiku for My New Shop Vac

Oh, Ridgid Shop Vac
What would life be without you?
Dust, grime, and chaos.

*The Rigid WD1950 shop vac, available at Home Depot, kicks some serious ass.


Marilyn said...

Oh, pass the plum wine and the tissues! That was lovely. My KitchenAid only hopes I'll do the same for it some day.

Green Fairy said...

KitchenAid. *Sigh* I would love a KitchenAid. Someday.

Green Fairy said...

Anybody else have a haiku for a beloved appliance?

Anonymous said...

Haikus are easy,
Sometimes they don't make sense

Jason (disclaimer: name not part of haiku)

JoJo said...

Seriously? Haiku for things that plug into the wall?

Oh wait, I would compose one for my air conditioner (after all, I live in the swamp known as our nation's capital) for keeping me cool. That is, if I remembered how to write a haiku.

BTW, I also have a KitchenAid. I gotta stop buying expensive kitchen appliances.

Green Fairy said...

JoJo, this one's for you:
Hot and Humid Swamp.
Flip a switch, an icy blast
Cools my fevered brow.

Jason, I definitely couldn't live without the fridge. In fact, I think we need another one for the basement.

Green Fairy said...

Jason: BTW, this link's for you:

Anonymous said...

oh, hells yes, I stole that. Never claimed I wrote it!

Saw the t-shirt. Remembered the haiku, and Googled it, and that came up.


Green Fairy said...

Hee-hee. Ted told me he saw it before, so I had to Google it, too. :-)