28 July, 2008

Haiku for My New Shop Vac


Oh, Ridgid Shop Vac
What would life be without you?
Dust, grime, and chaos.




*The Rigid WD1950 shop vac, available at Home Depot, kicks some serious ass.

9 comments:

Marilyn said...

Oh, pass the plum wine and the tissues! That was lovely. My KitchenAid only hopes I'll do the same for it some day.

Green Fairy said...

KitchenAid. *Sigh* I would love a KitchenAid. Someday.

Green Fairy said...

Anybody else have a haiku for a beloved appliance?

Anonymous said...

Haikus are easy,
Sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator




Jason (disclaimer: name not part of haiku)

JoJo said...

Seriously? Haiku for things that plug into the wall?

Oh wait, I would compose one for my air conditioner (after all, I live in the swamp known as our nation's capital) for keeping me cool. That is, if I remembered how to write a haiku.

BTW, I also have a KitchenAid. I gotta stop buying expensive kitchen appliances.

Green Fairy said...

JoJo, this one's for you:
Hot and Humid Swamp.
Flip a switch, an icy blast
Cools my fevered brow.


Jason, I definitely couldn't live without the fridge. In fact, I think we need another one for the basement.

Green Fairy said...

Jason: BTW, this link's for you:
T-shirt

Anonymous said...

oh, hells yes, I stole that. Never claimed I wrote it!

Saw the t-shirt. Remembered the haiku, and Googled it, and that came up.

Jason

Green Fairy said...

Hee-hee. Ted told me he saw it before, so I had to Google it, too. :-)